By the seventh day God had finished the work he had been doing; so on the seventh day he rested from all his work and cracked open a brew with his main man Rob.It was the beginning of a terrible cycle.

By the seventh day God had finished the work he had been doing; so on the seventh day he rested from all his work and cracked open a brew with his main man Rob.

It was the beginning of a terrible cycle.

KAAAMEEEHAAAMEEEHHHAA— o look a donut

KAAAMEEEHAAAMEEEHHHAA— o look a donut

good ol’ rob straddling a rainbow and singing words of lovey-lovely-love. i don’t think he’d appreciate this but that’s okay with me.happy valentines day yall 

good ol’ rob straddling a rainbow and singing words of lovey-lovely-love. i don’t think he’d appreciate this but that’s okay with me.

happy valentines day yall 

And remember kids, don’t eat yellow snow.Also, don’t do crack cocaine.merry merry christmas yall

And remember kids, don’t eat yellow snow.
Also, don’t do crack cocaine.

merry merry christmas yall

Don’t ever ask who’s inside the Mickey Mouse suit.

Don’t ever ask who’s inside the Mickey Mouse suit.

Sassy, classy, and a little bit nasty.

Sassy, classy, and a little bit nasty.

So…. It turns out that you can’t put Rob Ford’s face on *everything*.I’m so sorry, I’ve created nightmare fuel.

So…. It turns out that you can’t put Rob Ford’s face on *everything*.

I’m so sorry, I’ve created nightmare fuel.

I’m sure he wakes up every day feeling like this.Now, is that a good or bad thing?Probably bad.Nope, definitely bad.P.s. the graphic novels are better than the movie.

I’m sure he wakes up every day feeling like this.
Now, is that a good or bad thing?
Probably bad.

Nope, definitely bad.

P.s. the graphic novels are better than the movie.

#snapchatmyfivechins#urbanoutfittersonthursdaysafterbio#lemonpoppyseedloafcravings#istartedthehobocoattrend#hashtagHappy birthday to the lovely Kreyes  Here’s a picture of Rob Ford as.. well.. you.Take in the fact that you know everything about me. My love for you is unconditional.

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Happy birthday to the lovely Kreyes  Here’s a picture of Rob Ford as.. well.. you.

Take in the fact that you know everything about me. My love for you is unconditional.

"I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was."-Rob Ford, Election Day (10-12-2010)

"I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was."
-Rob Ford, Election Day (10-12-2010)